My hoomans are doing stranges things today.
O its sparkly and soft what you needs it? OK I sleeps on it
This is where I sits to wait for my galfriends.
Holes in the curtains? No I does not do those
A nice lap is soft and warm and does not move anywhere when you is sleeping.
Sometimes my hoomans yell at me and pick me up when I go outs to eat vegetables. Today my hooman sits and watch me eat vegetables the hooman finally learns vegetables is good for you
Oh was you using dis? I sits is nice